“stop calling everyone peasants it’s getting kinda old”
the king laughs in my face
my proposal for the abolishment of feudalism has been rejected
10 pairs of unrelated movies that are the same when reduced to one sentence.
I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
pureblood
(Source: perksofbeingahufflepuff)
Motivational Pokemon posters from Ommin202 @ deviantART
(Source: sailorkaye)
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit
EXCUSE ME
Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord, Poseidon?
(Source: ryulongd)
- Black guy kills some people.
- News: Criminal.
- Muslim guy kills some people.
- News: Terrorist.
- Latino guy kills some people.
- News: Criminal.
- White guy kills some people.
- News: Mental illness. (lost soul, complicated psyche, quiet loner, misunderstood, frustrated with life, experienced recent, traumatic, life-altering events that set him off; not to mention all the positive descriptors that are attached to him, i.e. intelligent, PhD candidate, honor roll student, etc.)